Positive Impact: Your Weekly TNA review (JAN 31, 2013)
TNA Impact opens up with another recap of the Hogan/bully feud. Pretty standard stuff for Impact as of late (CDN POV: The minister looks like Scott Stamford. I don’t know how I didn’t notice that before.)
The promo moves on to Taz, Aces & Eights and Jeff Hardy’s injury before finishing off with the issue of Hulk Hogan reinstating Bully Ray.
We get a shot of the crowd and the arena is PACKED in Manchester. TNA gets good crowds in the UK. its good to see them back. it makes them seem less bush league in an arena like this.
The announcers reminds us that TNA President Dixie carter has a huge announcement that we’ll hear later on tonight. Also, Anderson and Angle in a steel cage for our main event.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BAD INFLUENCE ADDRESSES THE CROWD
Raven’s flock is out…
Oh wait.. it’s just Kaz and Daniels dressed up in kilts and war paint. (CDN POV: I’m sure it’s a very topical and totally not dated Brave-heart reference I’m assuming…) Kaz takes the microphone and starts talking to the crowd. Bad Influence is out for our pleasure according to them. It’s throwback Thursday so they’re throwing back to the 13th century. We should pay homage to the real warriors of the United Kingdom, the Scots!
(CDN POV: I guess it wouldn’t be a wrasslen’ show without some cheap heat. I also think Kaz just called me a Piss Agent and a Turd Bugler. I don’t know how I feel about that…)
Daniels now addresses the crowd and Jeff Hardy. He rips into Hardy and makes a joke about how Jeff’s face paint gave him an anaphylactic shock. He calls the crowd ‘tossers’ and says this isn’t his last chance to be the World Heavyweight Champion and when he wins, he says he’ll come back and even defend it against the English; because there’s nothing easier to beat.
Until then, they give you permission to worship them. NOW!
Magnus’ music hits and he is out to a hometown pop. I’m guessing we’re supposed to forget he’s a bad guy now since Aces & Eights beat him up. (CDN POV: Magnus is definitely a body guy…)
Magnus grabs a mic and has his own theory on why Daniels isn’t World Heavyweight Champion. It might have something to do with Hardy beating Daniels like he owes him money and some other crap like that. Magnus calls them muppets and says they need a good slap. If they feel like being ‘Willy’ and ‘Wallace’ for a night and want to fight an Englishman… Magnus is the Englishman they can fight.
Daniels agrees and says, “as they say in this armpit of a country. In for a penny in for a pound!”
Magnus tries to get a jump on Bad Influence but is overwhelmed by the numbers game. Bad influence tried whipping Magnus into the ropes but Magnus hung on to the ropes and managed to toss Kaz over the top rope with a back body drop and lands a HUGE boot to Daniel’s face. Daniels gets to his feet and eats a clothesline to the outside for his troubles.
Keneley says he’s swinging them around like haggis. (CDN POV: Now, I’m not from the UK or Scotland so I’m not going to claim I’m the most savvy on the subject but I think you’re supposed to eat them Todd…)
After clearing the ring, Magnus grabs the mic again to cut a promo. He says it’s an honor and a privilege for every person that walks down the aisle to perform for the fans or something to that extent. That privilege was taken away from him by Aces and Eights. Led by the man he’s calling out on Open Fight Night.
Magnus calls out Devon and that’s next. (CDN POV: Wait, what? You’re FLYING the bad guys overseas? I’m assuming these guys aren’t that dangerous considering Hardy wasn’t allowed to fly for a non-violent crime LOL)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
MAGNUS VS DEVON – OPEN FIGHT NIGHT CHALLENGE
The bell rings and both men are throwing wild punches. Magnus gets the upper hand and forces him to the corner. Big elbows from Magnus but Devon tries to whip him out of the corner. Magnus makes him pay by rebounding with a huge clothesline. Magnus tosses Devon to the outside and continues his assault; slamming his head into the guard rail. The count gets to 8 as Magnus has slammed Devon’s head into 3 of the 4 corners of the arena so far. Magnus then finds an object of some sort and cracks Devon in the skull in plain sight of the ref (CDN POV: I didn’t know this match was no disqualification). The referee is now actively trying to get both men back into the ring. Finally Magnus tosses Devon back in the ring.
(CDN POV: The announcer Todd Keneley said it’s starting to look like a pub brawl now. I’m guessing he’s never been in one if he thinks the drunk, fat guy at the bar is going to let you go to four corners of the room and slam his head into the tables.)
Magnus tries to get back in the ring but Devon catches him and kicks him hard in the balls. The ref’s vision was blocked for that spot so he wouldn’t have seen it. Magnus is slow to his feet after that blow and Devon runs at him with a clothesline. Devon, now in control, chokes Magnus on the second rope. Back in the corner and Devon lands blows to Magnus as he’s down for the count. More blatant choking by Devon. Magnus tries to start a comeback but Devon denies it with a big leg drop and a Hulkster ear cup.
Magnus, now with a second wind, starts landing huge punches out of nowhere. Magnus goes off the ropes and Devon counters Magnus again with a corkscrew elbow. Snapmare and clawhold by Devon. The crowd starts to rally behind Magnus as he tries again for a comeback but runs into a lariat. Scoop slam by Devon and he goes up to the second rope for a headbutt. Magnus moves out of the way and capitalizes on Devon’s miss with a huge clothesline. Flying knee by Magnus and another clothesline. Michinoku Driver II by Magnus as Aces and Eights conveniently storm the ring. Magnus was ready though and tossed them all out like like they were T-shirts.
WINNER: Magnus via DQ.
CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE: It was a pretty short match with a funky finish so don’t expect much. It was still a fun little bout and it got the crowd going. Decent opening match.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
JOSEPH PARK PROMO
Joseph Park promo. Basically recapping what Park was saying last week as well as a lot of footage of Joseph nodding. Seriously, the man nods a lot.
Tonight we get the impact debut of Joseph Park. (CDN POV: I can’t tell if that’s exciting or disturbing.)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BACKSTAGE WITH BULLY RAY & BROOKE HOGAN
We’re backstage with Bully Ray, Brooke Hogan and Sting. A worried Bully hasn’t heard from Hulk Hogan yet on the status of his suspension. He asks Sting if he heard from him. Sting says yes, but Hogan only left a short message saying that’d he’d be here.
That’s not enough for Bully as he tries texting Hulk Hogan again, this time from Brooke’s phone.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
JOSEPH PARK DEBUTS
We’re back to the ring and Joseph Park is already there. He’s surprised and when people said that England had the wildest crowds, they weren’t lying. Park, right to the point, is going to call out his opponent for tonight.
Before he can, Robbie E and Robbie T comes out and interrupts him. Joseph keeps repeating to Robbie E. that he didn’t pick him and Robbie E asks him if this is a joke. Joseph tries to apologize and say that he didn’t pick Robbie E but Robbie isn’t having it. (CDN POV: Joseph’s facial expressions during this entire segment have been hysterical)
Robbie E says the last thing Joseph is, is a wrestler, bro. In fact, Joseph is just a hamster like everybody else in the UK. It looks like Robbie E forgot about Robbie T (who’s Welsh for those of you who didn’t know). Robbie T understandably doesn’t look amused with that last comment.
Robbie E tries to cover up by saying everybody except YOU bigger Rob, plus Robbie T lives in America now so he’s basically an American anyway. Robbie T still looks pretty pissed though. (CDN POV: Situational awareness Robbie E. Get some!)
Robbie E. snatches Joseph’s note book and asks him if his wrestling notes are in there. Robbie E asks if he wants a real wrestling lesson, wipes his ass on the book and challenges Joseph.
Joseph decides that Robbie E. can be his opponent for tonight and accepts the challenge.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
JOSEPH PARK VS ROBBIE E. (W/ ROB TERRY)
They go to lock up, but Robbie E ducks Joseph and takes advantage of his lack of experience. Gut kick by Rob, who tries to whip Joseph into the ropes. Robbie E. seems to forget he’s the smaller man, as Joseph sandbags his attempt and tosses him against the ropes instead. Lariat miss by Joseph. Robbie E. tries a crossbody but forgets he’s much lighter than Joseph, who isn’t affected by the move at all. Robbie E pays for that attempt and crashes into the mat hard.
Robbie, now frustrated, punches Joseph hard in the gut and takes him down. Robbie lays the boots in and goes for the ropes again. Park remembers some of his wrestling training and lands a hip toss, an arm drag and a one armed scoop slam to the unsuspecting Robbie E.
Now it’s Joseph’s time to run the ropes as he goes for a big splash. Robbie E sees it coming and rolls away at the last minute. More boots by Robbie and some jaw-jacking. Robbie goes up to the second rope and nails a diving clothesline. Robbie goes up to the second rope again and nails Park with a diving elbow. It’s only good for 2 as Park powers out. Robbie E. stalks Joseph from the corner and waits for him to reach the opposite one. Once Park reaches the corner, Robbie E charges but Joseph was playing possum and Robbie E ate turnbuckle pad. Park starts “parking” up and takes Robbie E down with a few shoulder blocks and a clothesline. Robbie E. tries a comeback but Park stops him in his tracks with a belly to belly suplex. Joseph now decides its his turn to fly and goes up to the second rope. A little taunt by Park and a big splash. It’s good for the win. Joseph celebrates his first win as Robbie T checks on his partner. Park takes the time to slap hands with the fans as he heads to the back.
Winner: Joseph Park via second rope splash.
CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE: Decent match. Nothing special. You definitely don’t need to go out of your way to watch this one unless you’re invested in the Park story.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
HULK HOGAN ARRIVES AT THE IMPACT ZONE.
We’re taken to a backstage entrance as Hulk Hogan makes an appearance. He’s on the phone, I wonder who he’s talking to? (CDN POV: Considering all the times he shows up in a TMZ tabloid, it’s probably his lawyer)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
AUSTIN ARIES AND BOBBY ROODE ADDRESS THE CROWD
Back to the ring and Aries and Roode are addressing the crowd. Aries says he knows that we’re excited to be in the presence of greatness and dominance. He goes on to say that considering so many people steal from this company, it’s funny how the two greatest wrestlers on the roster continue to be robbed or something to that effect. That’s okay because the “IT Factor” and the “Common Denominator” of greatness are here to usher in a new era for TNA. Aries and Roode are getting on the same page and what they’re going to do is one by one, they’ll collect all the gold. They’ll start with the Knockouts championship, the Television title and Aries will take the World Title (“We had an agreement on that!” says Roode). But right now they’ll start with the easiest titles to capture… The World Tag Team Titles.
Bobby Roode takes the microphone now and says that he views Hernandez like he views every one of the crowd. Nothing but a bunch of wankers who couldn’t hold a candle to…
Music hits as Roode is interrupted by the tag champs before he can finish his sentence. (CDN POV: 2 kids in the front row are going crazy for the tag champs, holmes!)
Chavo Guerrero Jr. calls out Aries and takes exception to them saying that their title is easy to get. Last time Chavo checked, they weren’t even a tag team. To even get a tag shot, you need to be a tag team. (CDN POV: I don’t think I need to make a list, but I’m sure a bunch of tag teams who’ve challenged for the titles over the years weren’t tag teams LOL)
Aries says they’re already a tag team so it’s a moot point. Furthermore, Roode has already beat Hernandez fair and square. Aries asks Chavo what he suggests.
Chavo answers Aries and says that since tonight is Open Fight Night, lets fight. Aries agrees but adds a stipulation to the match. If either Aries or Roode wins the match, they get a shot at the Tag Team Titles.
Chavo agrees and looks to be wrestling on behalf of the Tag Champs. Austin Aries stops Bobby Roode from wrestling; insisting that he’s done enough already and it’s Aries’ turn now.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
AUSTIN ARIES VS CHAVO GUERRERO JR. – OPEN FIGHT NIGHT CHALLENGE
The match starts and the crowd is already pro Aries. (CDN POV: I feel like they should’ve introduced Chavo to the company as a heel. The crowd doesn’t really connect to him as a good guy and he’s ended up in the same role he had in the WWE as a result of it.)
They start it out fast, with Chavo getting the upper hand, landing strikes and a back drop. Aries catches Chavo off guard and flapjacks him onto the top rope neck first. Aries goes for a springboard senton but Chavo gets the knees up. Chavo gives Aries a receipt and flapjacks him onto the rope and lands a springboard senton in retaliation. European uppercuts by Chavo and boots to the corner as we go to commerical break.
We’re back from the break and Chavo is still in control. Chavo whips Aries into the ropes and Austin uses the opportunity to bail from the ring. Roode starts berating Aries for doing poorly and they bicker a bit. Roode goes to throw Aries back into the ring but Chavo denies them with a baseball slide that sends Aries crashing into Roode. Vaulting cross body onto Roode by Chavo Jr. Chavo lost sight of Aries; who makes him pay for it with a Heat Seeking Missile. Aries, now in control, hits Chavo with an elbow and gets him in the corner for the big chops. Foot choke by Aries and a snapmare. Diving Elbow to the back of the neck of Chavo but its only good for a 2 count. Chavo starts a comeback but Aries catches Chavo with a big knee lift and a grounded roundhouse kick for 2. Mongolian chop by Aries followed by a knee lift into a headlock takeover.
(CDN POV: There’s a vague “LET’S GO CHAVO! AUSTIN ARIES!” chant. It’s been a good match so far and the crowd appreciates it.)
Chavo tries to get something going but Aries catches Chavo off the ropes with a back body drop and a face wash. Aries up top, does a little Chavo/Eddie taunt and tries for a frog splash. Aries misses and it’s the opportunity for Chavo to comeback, who unleashes a huge dropkick and a flurry of strikes. Chavo tries a suplex but Aries denies it a feeds him into the ropes. Chavo busts out a Rolling Koppo Kick ala Jushin Thunder Liger. It’s only good for a 2 count as Aries barely kicks out. Gut kick and the three amigos by Chavo. Chavo points to the sky and heads to the top for the frog splash and connects. Roode goes to distract the ref as Hernandez comes out to even the numbers. Roode bails the ring and points out Hernandez to the referee, who is now distracted dealing with Hernandez. Roode goes to the top rope to get the jump on Chavo, but Chavo catches him with a punch and sends him tumbling out of the ring. Aries uses the distraction to position himself and nails Chavo with a massive IED corner missile dropkick. Roode nails the brainbuster and its good for the win. Roode and Aries gets a shot at the Tag Champs. On the way up the ramp, Roode and Aries argue about who did what for the match.
Winner: Austin Aries via Brainbuster
CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE: Really great match up between the two. Great pacing and they seemed to have good chemistry together. I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these matches.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
CATCHING UP WITH BULLY RAY
We’re backstage again and we’re roaming the halls with Bully Ray; who is fixated on his phone. Brooke runs into the scene and informs Bully that Hulk Hogan is finally here. Bully says let’s go and they’re off to the ring to address the crod and the Hulkster.
TNA valentines day promo again. (CDN POV: Yummy.)
We get a shot of Downtown Manchester and Keneley informs us that Manchester is buzzing about Impact. (CDN POV: What are they buzzing about Mike Tenay? Angle and Anderson in a cage match that everybody has probably seen a million times? Totally, buddy.)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BACKSTAGE WITH KURT ANGLE, SAMOA JOE, WES BRISCO & GARRETT BISCHOFF
We’re backstage again and we have CASUAL WEAR Angle and CASUAL WEAR Joe talking about Taz’ betrayal. Angle is comparing it to Anderson turning his back on TNA. (CDN POV: Oh, right. Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco are there too…)
Angle says all he wants is Anderson one on one in the cage. Joe says he’ll get it tonight. Joe guarantees that Aces & Eights won’t interfere. The Nepotist duo of Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco said they’re here to help as well but Joe is not having any of it and berates them. He goes on to say that he isn’t Kurt and doesn’t need them to ride his jock. He can handle it.
Kurt seems pretty exasperated over the arguing as Joe makes his leave. Wes asks Kurt what Joe’s problem was. Kurt tells him that’s just Joe. But he’s exactly the guy he needs. Kurt’s off to warm up so he sends the duo off.
The announcers remind us about Dixie Carter’s big announcement later tonight as we get another Hogan/Bully promo. (CDN POV: Some of the music they chose is really funny in an awkward kind of way. Just picture Hogan and Sting yelling at each other with romantic piano music in the background. Also, it’s been like three weeks but Bully’s face and tone when he’s saying I do is just beyond priceless. That did NOT sound like a man who wanted to be married LOL.)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BULLY RAY CALLS OUT HULK HOGAN
We’re back to the ring and Sabu’s music hits! Oh, wait… It’s just Bully Ray. Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan make their way to the ring as Bully grabs a mic to use.
Bully says that as we all know, it’s been a rough few months for both Brooke and Bully. But its Bully’s love for Brooke that got him suspended in the first place. Suspended by her dad. Bully goes on to say that they’re family now and they have a common enemy… The Aces and Eights. Hogan and Bully have to bury their problems and lift the suspension. Brooke can’t get him to do it, Bully can’t get him to do it, the people can’t get him to do it but maybe one man can convince Hogan. That man is Sting.
Ray starts a Sting chant in Manchester to try and coax the Stinger out. Sting’s music hits and he’s on his way out to meet Bully Ray and Brooke. Sting waits out some chants and says it feels great to be back in the UK.
He’s got news for Bully though. He doesn’t think he has to stroke to get Hogan out but he thinks the crowd can get Hogan out. Cue Hogan chants as we wait to see if Hogan will come out. He doesn’t come out but Sting isn’t giving up and starts the chant again. Apparently it’s enough because the Hulkster is on his way out.
Bully, ever the gentleman, holds the second ropes for his father in law.
Hulk Hogan enters the ring and Brooke goes to hug her father. Sting addresses Hogan and says they’re in a war zone with Aces and Eights. They’re back in the UK and Sting can’t figure a better place to make things right with Bully Ray.
Hogan gets a mic and says there’s no doubt about it, there’s a war going on in TNA. Tell him something he doesn’t know brother. At the end of the day whether friend or foe, Hulk always does the right thing. When he walked his daughter down the aisle, he did the right thing. As far as his family goes he always does the right thing… Which is why bully is reinstated. BUT the one thing that gets things a little crazy is when he confuses business and family. He won’t make the same mistake next week because two Aces & Eights members will take on Sting and his son in law, Bully Ray, next week on Impact. But to really make sure he’ll take care of all business, next week, the tag match will be a tables match, brother. Hogan and Bully shake hands and everything is good now apparently.
(CDN POV: Kind of lackluster segment. I was expecting more drama out of it with how much Hogan was making it out like it was bothering him)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
DIXIE CARTER’S HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Dixie Carter’s announcement is next. She announces that the television tapings are on the road permanently for now on starting mid-march. (CDN POV: That’s a good thing.)
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
VELVET SKY ARRIVES AT THE IMPACT ZONE
Velvet Sky is on her way to the ring. (CDN POV: They tried out some cool camera angles for her entrance) she doesn’t look happy.
She’s got a little something she wants to get off her chest, right now… (CDN POV: please be your top… please be your top… please be your top….)
Tonight is a very special night for Velvet and because it’s Open Fight Night it gives her the opportunity to call out the two reasons why she isn’t Knockouts champion today. So it would be in Tara’s best interest to come to the ring now with her Hollywood girlfriend Jesse.
Tara’s music hits and she’s on her way to answer Velvet’s challenge. Velvet informs that that isn’t a handicap match. She got herself a tag partner whilst the duo were chugging down protein drinks. The partner she found drinks, but it isn’t protein.
Cowboy music starts playing and James Storm makes his way to the ring to join Velvet Sky.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
VELVET SKY & JAMES STORM VS TARA & JESSE ‘MR. PECTACULAR’ GODDERZ – OPEN FIGHT NIGHT CHALLENGE
Storm and Jesse start off. Lockup and Jesse powers Storm into the corner. Bit of a shoving match and Storm starts peppering Jesse with punches. Jesse tries a hip toss but is counter by Storm into a Biel throw. Irish whip into the corner by Storm but Jesse tries to avoid it by leapfrogging over Storm. Storm catches wind of it though and snatches Jesse in mid air for a snake eyes and a big right hand. Tara tried to hold Storm’s leg but Knockouts referee Tiffany (CDN POV: Hey, wasn’t she the WWECW GM at one point? Oh well, she has a job. She’s doing better than most of the other ECW alumni…) catches her and berates her. It’s enough of a distraction for Jesse to get the jump on Storm though. Clubbing him in the back a few times. Back elbows in the corner by Jesse. Jesse goes for the pin but it’s only good for 1.
Meanwhile, Keneley is ribbing Taz and asking him what bike he rides? He suggests a tricycle and Taz said that he could end up in a body bag (CDN POV: C’mon Taz, you know well enough that you should only say things you plan on doing!) cause he has a smart mouth.
Back to the action, Jesse has Storm pinioned in the corner and nails a big knee lift and a snapmare. He follows it up with a leg drop but it’s only good for 2. Jesse goes for a slam, but Storm wiggles out of it a nails a backcracker to buy some time. Jesse and Storm crawl to their respective corners and they both get the hot tag.
Velvet and Tara are in and Velvet nails Tara with a few clotheslines and a headscissors. Russian legsweep and a cover for 2. Velvet goes for the Irish whip but Tara reverses it into a knee lift and a waist lock. Awkward spot as Velvet “spins” out of it a sends Tara flying into Jesse. Velvet with a quick rollup for 2. Running neckbreaker thingy by velvet as she recovers in the corner as James Storm comes in to nail the Closing Time on Jesse.
James Storms tries to rile the crowd up but Tara comes from behind to distract him. Velvet has enough and nails Tara with the In Yo Face. It’s good for the win.
WINNERS: Velvet Sky & James Storm via IN YO FACE
CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE: Completely serviceable match. Nothing super spectacular but it wasn’t awful. That’s surprising considering half the people in the ring are basically dead weight.
Still to come… Anderson and Angle in a cage.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BACKSTAGE WITH HULK AND BROOKE HOGAN
A little recap of the Hardy feud thing again as Tenay updates us on his condition. (CDN POV: It’s not really an update at all. All he said was they took an MRI of his knee.) We get the actual info next week. Wow…
We go backstage and we’re mid conversation with Hulk Hogan and Brooke. Hulkster is saying how Bully isn’t really a bad guy and we’re all one in the same. Stinger, Bully and himself are the same and the way Bully took a beat down for him and his daughter, he’s okay in his books now.
Next week we have Doc and Devon vs Bully Ray & Sting.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BACKSTAGE WITH KEN ANDERSON
A promo, recapping the Anderson/Angle cage matches. (CDN POV: They showed the patented Kurt Angle missed moonsault. )
We’re backstage with Anderson, who gives us a little reasoning as to why he’s with the Aces. He says he felt more brotherhood these past few weeks with the Aces then he has in the last two to three years he’s been in TNA. He’s had a long fight so all he’s been thinking about is what he’ll do to Kurt in his cage. He’s played there before (the cage) and Anderson is ready.
Kurt you ain’t leaving the same way you came here.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
BACKSTAGE WITH SAMOA JOE, WES BRISCO AND GARRETT BISCHOFF
Backstage again and Joe is beaten up. Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff are with him. Kurt Angle finds them and tells Garrett to wait with Joe and call the paramedics. He tells Wes to get his back for the match. Garrett tells the camera guys to get the doctors and tries to calm Joe down.
Kurt Angle vs Anderson in a cage next
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
KURT ANGLE VS KEN ANDERSON – STEEL CAGE MATCH – OPEN FIGHT NIGHT CHALLENGE
It’s main event time as both competitors make their way to the ring. (CDN POV: It’s interesting that Anderson hasn’t ditched his theme for the A&E theme. Or not…)
Taz mentions Angle being pissed at him right now and has no clue as to why. He does mention beating Angle in the WWF for his TV debut as a reason. I chuckled.
The bell rings as Wes Brisco locks the cage door. Anderson wastes no times and goes right after Angle with a flurry of strikes. A few stomps and a foot choke by Anderson. Hard Irish Whip into the corner by Anderson. It’s enough force to send Angle crashing to the mat afterwards. Anderson goes for a pin but it’s no good.
Anderson gets him in the corner again and strikes him in the gut. Suplex attempt by Anderson which is denied by Angle. Angle tries to build some momentum and runs off the ropes. This proved to be a bad idea as Anderson nails Kurt in the face with a back elbow for 2. We get an awkward camera angle of the cage for a few seconds. Horrible shot, you couldn’t see the action in the ring. The crowd looks awesome though. Angle and Anderson trade blows for a bit but Anderson gets the upper hand with a knee lift to the gut. Whip into the corner by Anderson but Kurt catches him with a back elbow and a nice second rope dropkick.
Both men are struggling to get to their feet. Angle is up first and manages to hit Anderson with a few clotheslines. Angle whips Anderson in the corner but Anderson catches Angle off guard with a boot to the face. Anderson tries to capitalize but eats a German suplex for his trouble. Angle rips the straps down and is looking for the Angle Slam. Anderson isn’t ready to go down yet and nails a rolling fireman’s carry slam for a 2 count instead. Anderson, who’s now in control of the match, whips Angle face first into the cage as our first bit of human to cage interaction. Elbow to the back of the neck and stomps to the hand by Anderson. Another whip into the cage by Anderson. Anderson tries one more time but Angle finally counters and tosses Anderson into the cage; who rebounds into an Angle Slam. It’s only good for 2 as Anderson kicks out at the last minute.
Back from commercial break and Angle is in control now. Angle stomps Anderson’s hand hard and punches him in the head. Angle gets Anderson up but Anderson thumbs his eye and nails him with a clothesline. Both men are down (CDN POV: I’d like to point out that Brian Hebner is counting out both men… In a CAGE match… He’s really taking after Earl) but Anderson gets to his feet first.
Anderson tries to escape the cage as Kurt is down. Kurt manages to get to his feet and chases Anderson. He manages to get Anderson down to the top rope as they trade punches. Anderson outsmarts Angle, drops to the mat and crotches him before he has a chance to realize what’s happening. Anderson goes for the pin but Angle kicks out at the last minute.
Anderson goes back on the offensive with knees and clubs to the back of Angle. Anderson gets Angle to the corner and continues his punishment with boots and fists in the corner. Anderson, selling exhaustion, holds on to the ropes for a moment and tries to climb again. Angle, with a second wind, charges after him and nails a SICK Angle Slam from the top rope. The fans from the UK show their appreciation with “TNA!” chants. Angle goes for the pin but took too long and Anderson kicks out. Angle gets to his feet as the crowd starts up a “THIS IS AWESOME!” chant. Anderson gets Angle with a low blow to regain momentum and nails the Mic Check. Anderson goes for the pin but Angle manages to kick out at the last minute. Anderson, frustrated, goes for the pin again but it’s only good for two.
Anderson gets to his feet and tries to climb the cage again but Angle catches him again with a HUGE pinning powerbomb. Anderson kicks out but Angle sticks with the leg and goes for the Ankle Lock. Angle locks it in and Anderson has nowhere to go. Angle grapevines the leg and gets the win as Anderson taps out.
WINNER: Kurt Angle via ANKLE HOLD
CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE: They’ve had a few bouts in a cage already but this was one of the better ones. It was a pretty short match but both guys worked really hard. If there’s one match you can’t miss from this week, it should be this one or the Chavo vs Aries match.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
ACES & EIGHTS INVADES THE CAGE
After the match, an Aces & Eights member starts storming the ring. Wes Brisco sees him coming and opens the door to get in the cage. Curiously, Wes locks it after. Angle is face to face with the masked member of Aces & Eights, waiting for him to make a move. All of a sudden, the aces member rips off his mask and it’s…
GARRETT BISCHOFF!
Angle shocked, looks to Wes for answers. Wes looks as if he had no idea as Angle returns his focus on Garrett Bischoff. A pissed off Angle goes to get Garrett but Wes Brisco takes him out with a chop block from behind.
Garrett and Wes laugh at the predicament and lay a beating on Angle. Brisco and Bischoff take turns holding up Angle and striking him. Wes mounts Kurt and pound him in the face as we get a replay of what just happened.
Garrett lays out Angle with a Headlock Driver as the announcers sell the shock of the situation at hand. Impact closes with Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco standing tall over Kurt Angle.
FINAL MARK: This was actually a pretty good episode minus the Bully/Hogan shenanigans. I’d recommend catching this episode for sure. It was (mostly) enjoyable to watch. Segments to check out are probably the Aries vs Chavo match and the developments at the end of the Episode with Aces & Eights. It’ll be interesting to see where the A&8 story goes now that Wes and Garrett have been introduced as members.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
Well, that’s all for this week folks! Take care, spike your hair, eh? The Masked Canadian signing out.